For one thing you are tortured at the gym. Not by the machines. By the sound system. The stuff they blast at you!
Usually we suffer in silence. But last night, to our astonishment, a woman who was not us began complaining in the locker room of the Boulevard Mall Buffalo Athletic Club.
"I don't care! I don't care! I don't care!" she began chanting, mimicking the song.
Everyone standing around burst out laughing, Buzz most of all. We love complainers.
"Well," she said, "it's better than that song the other day. 'Big Booty.'
"Who wants that?" she asked rhetorically.
"Isn't that what we're here to eliminate?"
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