Now we know what the "B" in "B Movies" stands for.
It stands for Buffalo! Because only in Buffalo would you find a holiday event titled:
UNYTS Ugly Christmas Sweater Blood Drive by Buffalo Zombies for Charity
The event takes place at the blood donation center at 96 Niagara St, Tonawanda (near Tops plaza) on Thursday -- that's Dec. 5 -- from 10 am to 8 pm. It is sponsored by the charity-minded Terror Technologies (motto: "We Play Dead So Others May Live").
The zombies invite: "Please call now and schedule your appointment at 512-7940. They further invite: "Please wear your Ugly Christmas Sweater or Shirt and have your photo taken during your donation."
Wow, cool! Does that mean as we are wearing our kitschy reindeer sweater and donating blood that we will be diverted by the sight of zombies running around? Alas, no. But even this is so Buffalo. The zombies write on their Facebook invite:
"ZOMBIES: As much as you want too please do not show up in costume. We forgot to tell Joe Reboy and he showed up in full costume complete with a pencil protruding his cranium.
"The nurses got a kick out of it though!"