Definitely NOT Politically Correct

If there's anything more likely to send dietitians and health professionals crazier than people sitting on a couch and stuffing themselves with junk food, it's the thought of those same people so ensconced on that couch that they won't even hoist  themselves to the store to buy the food themselves.

That said, a brand new snack delivery service in town is certainly, er, unusual. Mark  Czerniejewski and his partner Jason Simon have just started a business called Who's  Got the Munchies?  It offers a vast menu of items like  Kit Kats, Skittles, Tootsie Pops, Twinkies , pop and salted nuts and will bring them right to the  house when you call 828-6927. Monday through Thursday from 5 pm to midnight, Friday and Saturday from 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. and Sundays from 2 to 10. (There's  a minimum order of $10 and a $2 delivery charge but they do take credit cards.

"I pretty much walked through BJ's and stocked up on anything I would eat,"  says  Czerniejewski. when asked how he made up the menu. which includes, we should also say,  Kraft instant mac and cheese and ramen noodles. Not only that, orders are delivered in paper bags adorned with original Sharpie art by his girl fried Jessica Saddleson.

Coming soon: cigarettes! And, please don't shoot this messenger.  Visit www.whosgotthemunchiesonline.com for more details.

 

Comments

[MrsPat]

How did you find out about this? I can't believe it. No wonder Americans, and especially Western New Yorkers are fat and lazy. If this business is successful, it will be a tribute to stupidity. Let's hope the business is tongue-in-cheek. Well, I guess it would have to be that way because the mouth is stuffed with junk.

[bobbycat]

Munchies delivered to the door. Oh wow, far out, man. The only problem is, it might take 30 minutes for the customer to count-out his cash into your hand.