Morning Links: Kiefer's Christmas in jail
Kiefer Sutherland pleads guilty to the latest DUI charge and is expected to be sentenced to 48 days in custody. Let's see, this is celeb time, so that translates into what, overnight? The good news for fans of "24" -- as well as co-workers on the show -- is that much of it is expected to take place on the Christmas break. The bad news -- Xmas behind bars for Kiefer! Awwww!
The Hoff is back in detox after falling off the wagon, says the National Enquirer -- and apparently it's true.
Jon "Johnny Fairplay" Dalton is suing Danny Bonaduce for that over-the-head throw that left Fairplay bleeding when he hit the stage microphone-in-mouth. Fairplay is also suing the producers of the awards show on which the two appeared for not calling an ambulance quickly enough. He ought to sue himself for the idiotic jump-and-hump move that got him onto Bonaduce in the first place ... No charges will be filed against Bonaduce, and Yul Kwon, winner of the "Survivor" season on which Fairplay pulled his pranks, says, "He's made a career out of ridiculous stunts and disgusting behavior, and it's finally caught up to him." Yul rules.
Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is the overtanned, underfed celeb the Brit press loves to hate. The Daily Mail compares her get-ups to everyone from Wilma Flintstone to Big Bird .. but then, it seems like her pals are copying her style!
J.Lo. is wearing empire-waist gowns that aren't exactly falling straight to the floor, but hasn't confirmed she's expecting, much less the twins that have been rumored. But Marc Anthony's ex-wife, former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres, says her two sons with Anthony will have a half-sibling or two, then later denied she'd confirmed the news. Both Diane Sawyer and David Letterman -- David Letterman! -- let J.Lo duck the question everybody is wondering about.
Good news: One of her attorneys says Britney is now taking -- and passing -- random drug tests. Bad news: Another attorney says she'll have to be booked at a police station, mug shot and fingerprints and all, before Oct. 25, on her hit-and-run charge.
Chris Daughtry -- remember him? -- is nominated for three American Music Association Awards, putting him in the same class with Justin Timberlake, Linkin Park and Beyonce. Not too shabby for an Idol reject!
-- Anne Neville


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