Welcome to the Jumble

    If you were such a gibbering financial wreck last week to notice the shattering cultural event that took place, pop another Ativan and we'll be happy to tell you -- and we'll do it the Band-Aid way, just rip it off all in one go so it'll hurt less.

    Ready? Here: After 15 years of wondering which would arrive first, Guns 'n Roses torturously long-awaited album "Chinese Democracy" or actual Chinese Democracy, we now know.  And here's a hint: It may make you want to go stand in front of a tank somewhere.

    Here's one place to find it.  And here's another place to hear it. 

     You actually want to go back to watching your 401k swirl the drain now, don't you?   Sorry.

Lauri Githens Hatch