Watch It: Here are some highlights of what to watch on TV this week:
MONDAY
8 PM on Channel 29
House
After a 200-year-old medicine jar from an offshore shipwreck shatters in a teenager's palm, she is admitted to the hospital with symptoms closely linked to smallpox. A Centers for Disease Control official (guest star Dylan Baker) locks down the hospital and suspends the power of House's (Hugh Laurie) team to diagnose, but Masters (guest star Amber Tamblyn) is suspicious of his motives in the new episode "A Pox on Our House." (14)
8 and 11 PM on TCM
Moguls and Movie Stars: A History of Hollywood
The new episode "The Dream Merchants," which covers the years 1920-28, relates how the decade saw the first flowering of the studios that would dominate show business for many years. More than mere entertainment, Hollywood movies began to set standards in fashion, as well as everyday attitudes and behavior.
9 PM on Channel 2
The Event
Angry about security breaches, President Martinez (Blair Underwood) personally interrogates Michael (Scott Patterson) about his involvement in the assassination attempt. Dempsey (guest star Hal Holbrook) sends Vicky (Taylor Cole) on a new secret mission. Sean and Leila (Jason Ritter, Sarah Roemer) fight to evade the covert ops trying to silence them in the new episode "For the Good of Our Country." (14)
10 and 11 PM on SHOWTIME
Weeds
Nancy (Mary-Louise Parker) faces difficult choices as she and her family head for the airport to flee the country. Andy (Justin Kirk) attempts to calm Shane and Warren (Alexander Gould, Richard Dreyfuss). Silas (Hunter Parrish) considers staying behind in "Theoretical Love Is Not Dead," the season finale. (MA)
TUESDAY
8 PM on Channel 29
Glee
When Will (Matthew Morrison) falls sick, a charming substitute teacher (guest star Gwyneth Paltrow) takes over his Spanish class and the glee club, quickly winning the hearts of New Directions. Elsewhere, Sue (Jane Lynch) tries to flex her power on campus when she fills in for Principal Figgins (Iqbal Theba) in the new episode "The Substitute." (14)
9 and 11 PM on BRAVO
The Millionaire Matchmaker
In the new episode "Dateapause," Patti has her work cut out for her with two millionairesses: Stacy, a mother of four whose energy is chaotic and scattered because of a midlife crisis, and Sky, a globe-trotting DJ who is going to need a very special man if she is going to be persuaded to put away her passport. (14)
10 PM on TBS
Glory Daze
In this new series, four freshmen try to decide what they want out of life as they begin classes at an Indiana college in 1986. Joel (Kelly Blatz) is focused on his studies until he meets his dream girl (Julianna Guill), Reluctant virgin Eli (Matt Bush) desperately wants to be cool. Jason (Drew Seeley) is an uptight conservative with a preppy girlfriend, while basketball player Brian (Hartley Sawyer) wants to get out of his father's shadow. (14)
10 PM on Channel 2
Parenthood
Sarah (Lauren Graham) persuades Amber (Mae Whitman) to meet with one of Gordon's (guest star William Baldwin) important colleagues. Camille (Bonnie Bedelia) makes Zeek (Craig T. Nelson) jealous when she takes a class with an ex-lover. Haddie's (Sarah Ramos) relationship with an unexpected love interest grows more intense in the new episode "Put Yourself Out There." Peter Krause and Monica Potter also star. (PG)
WEDNESDAY
8 PM on Channel 29
Human Target
Picking up where the first season cliffhanger left off, Chance and Guerrero (Mark Valley, Jackie Early Haley) must rescue Winston (Chi McBride) from kidnappers. Billionaire philanthropist Isla Pucci (Indira Varma), who fears for her life after her husband's mysterious death, and Ames (Janet Montgomery), a master thief and chameleon, join the team in the second-season premiere, "Isla Pucci." (14)
8:30 PM on Channel 7
Better With You
Series star JoAnna Garcia, who plays Mia, has a reunion with her former TV mom Reba McEntire ("Reba") in the new episode "Better With Flirting," in which the country music queen guest stars as a high-end wedding planner who tries to upstage Mia's pending nuptials. Jennifer Finnigan and Josh Cooke also star.
9 PM on Channel 2
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
After a fellow student at the school that Detective Stabler's (Christopher Meloni) daughter, Kathleen, attends accuses another student of rape, he and Benson (Mariska Hargitay) investigate the case. Things get more complicated, though, when fire-breathing ADA Sonya Paxton (guest star Christine Lahti) returns to prosecute, and Kathleen (guest star Allison Siko) oversteps her bounds in the new episode "Gray." (14)
9 PM on Channel 29
Hell's Kitchen
Chef Ramsay has the six remaining contestants create an "amuse-bouche," a single bite that makes a bold first impression. During dinner service, hungry diners grumble about their meals as the teams show a lack of cooperation in this new episode. (14)
10 and 11 PM on BRAVO
Top Chef: Just Desserts
Ah, what a long, strange trip it's been (yes, former contestant Seth, we are looking at you), and often the surprisingly emotional proceedings have forced the cheftestants to take the bitter with the batter. In "Finale," the last three chefs must prevail in a four-course sweet and savory dessert challenge to earn the title of Top Chef Just Desserts. (14)
THURSDAY
8 PM on Channel 29
Bones
An event for a candymaker (guest star Wayne Knight) turns bitter when human remains are discovered in the world's largest chocolate bar. Cam (Tamara Taylor) struggles with her daughter's decision to attend a college that doesn't measure up to her own high standards. Hodgins (TJ Thyne) asks Angela (Michaela Conlin) to arrange a party to announce her pregnancy in the new episode "The Babe in the Bar." Emily Deschanel also stars. (14)
8 PM on Channel 7
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
In this 1973 animated special, the pressure is on for Charlie Brown after pushy Peppermint Patty decides she and the gang will have Thanksgiving dinner at "Chuck's" house, First, though, he has to submit to a mortifying ritual of fall: Lucy yanking the football away just as he tries to kick it. Still, everything ends happily as the gang gathers around a pingpong table for an unusual feast prepared by Snoopy and Woodstock. (G)
9:30 PM on Channel 2
Outsourced
Hoping to impress his demanding family by winning an important sales competition, Todd (Ben Rappaport) works his employees extra hard, only to be thwarted by a monsoon-related power failure. Charlie (Diedrich Bader) challenges Manmeet and Gupta (Sacha Dhawan, Parvesh Cheena) to a game of laser tag in the new episode "Temporary Monsanity." (PG)
10 and 11:30 PM on BRAVO
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
In New York, the women are still reeling from the past evening's psychodrama when Kim adds fuel to the fire by refusing to stand up for her sister. Nerves are raw on the day of Kelsey Grammer's Broadway opening of "La Cage aux Folles," but the women try to sweep their problems under the rug in the new episode "The Art of War." (14)
FRIDAY
8 PM on Channel 23
Smallville
Trying to protect the rest of the team, Oliver (Justin Hartley) signs up under the Vigilante Registration Act, hoping to find out what the government plans to do with the new law. As he fears, it's a trap, and Aquaman and his new wife (guest stars Alan Ritchson, Elena Satine) join Clark (Tom Welling) to help free him. Lois (Erica Durance) is frustated when Clark continues to brush aside her offers to help the team in the new episode "Patriot."
9 PM on Channel 29
The Good Guys
While following up on a stolen truck investigation, Jack and Dan (Colin Hanks, Bradley Whitford) uncover a major heist involving a shipment of high-profile diamonds. Dan gets upset when he discovers that Jack is interviewing for a position with an elite police unit in the new episode "Supercops." Jenny Wade and Diana Maria Riva also star. (14)
10 PM on HBO
Dennis Miller: The Big Speech
The Emmy-winning former HBO talk show host and "Saturday Night Live" alumnus returns to the premium channel for his first HBO stand-up special in four years, recorded in live performance at the Irvine Barclay Theatre in Irvine, Calif. (MA)
SATURDAY
8 PM on Channel 29
Cops
Officers from the Nye County Sheriff's Department in Pahrump, Nev., lay down spikes to slow a suspicious vehicle whose driver fails to yield to the sirens. Florida officers try to break up a fight involving gunfire between neighbors in the new episode "Morons on Parade No. 3." (PG)
8 PM on TCM
Movie: San Francisco
Clark Gable, Spencer Tracy and Jeanette MacDonald give flavorful performances as, respectively, a gambler, his boyhood pal-turned-priest and a singer in the title California city whose lives are rattled by the 1906 earthquake. This 1936 best picture Oscar nominee also scored nominations for Tracy and director W.S. Van Dyke and snagged a trophy for sound man Douglas Shearer.
8 and 10 PM and Midnight on HALLMARK
Movie: The Night Before the Night Before Christmas
Ho, ho, oh, no! After the head elf at the North Pole accidentally kick-starts Christmas a day early, the ensuing confusion causes the navigation equipment on Santa's sleigh to go nuts, leaving the jolly one stranded in suburbia and stricken with amnesia following a crash landing. Jennifer Beals and Rick Roberts star in this new family fantasy. (PG)
10 PM on CINEMAX
Movie: Crazy Heart
Jeff Bridges' Oscar nominations date back nearly 40 years, but he finally won as best actor for his superb performance in director-screenwriter Scott Cooper's drama about a country music performer who's his own worst enemy. He gets a chance at redemption from a much younger reporter (Maggie Gyllenhaal, who got an Oscar nod as best supporting actress), and also from a budding collaboration with another musician (Colin Farrell).
SUNDAY
8 PM on Channel 7
2010 American Music Awards
Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Ke$ha are slated to make their performing debuts at this year's gala honoring top musical artists. All three are also nominees for artist of the year, along with Lady Gaga and Eminem. Also scheduled to take the stage are Christina Aguilera, Bon Jovi, Pink and Usher. (14)
8:30 PM on ESPN
MLS Soccer
Soccer fans still aglow from this summer's FIFA World Cup can treat themselves to another major event tonight with the playing of the 15th MLS Cup. The winners of the Eastern and Western Conferences will clash at Toronto's BMO Field for the right to call themselves Major League Soccer's champs and to take home the Phillip F. Anschutz Trophy. Last year, that team was Real Salt Lake, who defeated the Los Angeles Galaxy in a penalty shootout, 5-4, following a 1-1 draw.
10 PM on DISCOVERY
Brew Masters
You don't have to be a beer drinker to enjoy this new series, but if you are, it'll definitely make you thirsty. It follows Sam Calagione, founder of the Delaware microbrewery Dogfish Head, who may be the craftiest craft brewer who ever crafted a brew. Whether it's reconstructing a recipe found in an ancient tomb or employing an electric hockey toy to vibrate the hops into the mix, this is a guy who thinks outside the keg. (14)